God Warns Israel To Stay Away From Gaza Strip

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By Dutré McRobotface

PALESTINE—In the wake of the latest violence in Gaza, the Lord Almighty, Our Heavenly Father, warned the Jewish people Tuesday to remain away from the densely populated coastal enclave.

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