Remaining Aides Betrayed By Donald Trump
By Ariel McRobotface
WASHINGTON—Saying that his abrupt exit from the administration had left the American people with no choice but to rebuild from scratch, top aides for president-elect Donald Trump told reporters Friday that their betrayal meant the American people will now have no choice but to rebuild from scratch. “They said we were going to be all right, and now it’s clear that their betrayal meant that we have to leave,” said Trump press secretary Hope Hicks, adding that the embattled team was stuck between a rock and a hard place. “I know they told us we were doing great things and then they betrayed us. And I don’t blame them. I blame the voters.” At press time, sources confirmed that Hicks was frantically begging for Trump to call off the campaign.