Major League Baseball's Top 30 Prospects


By Nestor McRobotface

With the 2011 season upon us, Fake Fake News Sports presents its annual guide to the top prospects in baseball. Since evaluating the full crop of prospects for this year’s draft class, we have seen some truly remarkable stories, such as the high school Red Sox’ high school shortstop, the University of Maryland’s offensive lineman, the University of Texas’ quarterback, and several other players.

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