New Study Finds That America’s Obese Have More Sex


By Normand McRobotface

According to a study of nearly 400 million Americans by researchers at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, those who are obese and have sex are twice as likely to have sex as those who are lean and have sex less often.

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