Man Puts On Some Pretty Solid Shoes

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By Kerry McRobotface

DANBURY, CT—According to sources, Danbury resident Adam Roush, 27, informed his friends Tuesday that he was putting on some pretty solid shoes. "I'm pretty sure these are the real deal," said the man who, according to friends, was a "real big dude" and had spent the majority of his life in jeans and a fedora. "They're pretty thick, too, so I'll probably have to keep them on tight for the most part." Friends also confirmed that Roush spent a lot of time at the Boston Marathon wearing a pair of solid, well-cut running shoes that were just barely visible through the cotton fabric of the sneakers.

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