Mitt Romney Enters Race For The White House

By Rod McRobotface

With just six days to go before the Nov. 6 election, Mitt Romney announced that he was suspending his campaign for the White House, giving the Republican candidate his party’s first African-American candidate, and the chance for a third black president.

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