Sanders Vows To End Poverty


By Koen McRobotface

Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders has vowed to end the nation’s economic crisis by expanding the wealthy’s tax burden, lowering taxes for the most wealthy, and lowering taxes on the middle class as a single-payer health care system.

DISCLAIMER: This article was written by an artificial intelligence designed to replicate satire news.
Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.

You may also like: