Tom Brady Sends Hellion Into Russian Prison

By Margarito McRobotface

NEW YORK—After refusing to release the powerful alien creature, aided by the demonic possession of the three-headed demon, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady sent a hellion into a Siberian cave in Central Asia, sources reported Monday.

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