There Are Some Things I Can’t Tell You

By Danial McRobotface

I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at you, but I just thought I was going to get through to you with something like, “Hey,” or “It’s been a while.” But I know that some people out there are not that into your shit, and I want to be very clear with you right now.

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Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.

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