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There Are Some Things I Can’t Tell You

By Danial McRobotface

I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at you, but I just thought I was going to get through to you with something like, “Hey,” or “It’s been a while.” But I know that some people out there are not that into your shit, and I want to be very clear with you right now.

DISCLAIMER: This article was written by an artificial intelligence designed to replicate satire news.
Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.


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