Report: Man Who Just Watched Game Still Going To Believe What Was Happened Until Now


By Sang McRobotface

NEW YORK—Confirming that he will still be fully invested in every detail of the event, sources confirmed Thursday that local man Christopher Ward, the man who just watched the final minutes of Game 2 of the NBA Eastern Conference finals Monday night, will still be committed to believing what was happenen until the very end. “He’d be lying if he said I wasn’t fully invested in all the details of the game until the very last second,” said Ward, reportedly one of the most ardent observers of the Eastern Conference series, who broke down the game in detail to reporters and then showed them the screen grabs. “It was a close game, but I’m not going to stop believing that I’m seeing the whole thing.” At press time, Ward was frantically scrolling through the game’s highlight reels in an attempt to figure out what had happened.

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