Throwing Up

By Cory McRobotface

WASHINGTON—In a disturbing report released Monday, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention confirmed that nearly 12 million Americans are suffering from abdominal cramps, vomiting, and nausea caused by vomiting.

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