Woman In Small Cell For One Of Those

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By Emil McRobotface

PALO ALTO, CA—According to friends and family, local woman Monica Jenkins is in a pretty good spot right now. “Monica’s just fine,” said close friend Angela Dawson, who confirmed that the 33-year-old’s current situation is what she’d call “fair.” “She’ll probably be fine for a while, but she definitely needs to pick up a little something here or there.” Friends confirmed that Jenkins is, in fact, pretty good for one of those.

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