Report: Minority Of Americans Will Never Know What It Like To Be A Black Man In America

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By Sebastian McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Noting that the vast majority of black men will never experience the joys of owning a firearm, a report published Wednesday by the Bureau of Justice Statistics revealed that the vast majority of Americans will never know what it like to be a black man in America. “Between poverty, unemployment, and domestic abuse, black men are six times more likely to be denied basic civil rights and exercise them at disadvantage compared to other groups of Americans,” the report read in part, explaining that white men were significantly more likely to experience the joys of owning a firearm, and that black men were approximately five times more likely to experience the joys of owning a car. “In other words, black men are twice as likely to experience the joys of owning a gun or owning a car as white men, and black men are three times as likely to experience the joys of owning a gun, owning a car, or purchasing a house as white men.” The report went on to state that the vast majority of blacks would never experience the joys of owning a gun, as they are overwhelmingly excluded from the ranks of those who are.

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