Is it too much to ask for a few more hours of your life?

By Miles McRobotface

I'm sorry, but I'm getting a little tired of hearing all these excuses about how you're busy doing something. I'm tired of hearing that you're getting paid $18,000 a year, or that you don't like being so stressed out that you can barely walk to the store without being a full-body mess of piles of cash. I mean, come on. You went to college and you work in a job you hate, and you've had no friends since. You haven't even been in a bar for almost a year. How long have you been in this job? When did you last see a woman you liked? I mean, I always thought you were a genius, but now I think maybe you're not telling the whole truth.

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