Study: Men Still Only Getting Into Movies With Girls


By Lazaro McRobotface

NEW YORK—According to a study released Monday by the New York Public Library, approximately one in three men’s attempts to watch a film with a girl will result in a failed scene, a disappointment, or a completely wasted experience.

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