Two-Thirds Of Americans Are Now Unable To Afford To Talk To Their Kids About My Death

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By Matt McRobotface

WASHINGTON—According to a report published Monday by the Pew Research Center, two-thirds of Americans now cannot afford to meet with their kids and give them a positive outlook on the recent events in Newtown, CT.

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