I'd Like To Say, You Know, You’re The One Who Should Kill Yourself


By Claudio McRobotface

Well, you probably know that by now, but really, you’d be surprised by how many people don’t. I’m actually surprised that so many people don’t find you there and have you try to kill yourself. If you’re the one who should kill yourself, I guess, you’re the one who should do it.

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