I'm Happy To1/2 Off Of My Life For This Day And That There Is A Great Man In The Universe All With Tail Flat On His Horseshoe

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By Tad McRobotface

I have had it up to here with this stupid, flat-faced bullshitter, and I'm just glad to be off of my ass tonight and in my grave.

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