Man Has No Idea What He Just Called To Talk About His Job
By Elwood McRobotface
BRIGHTON, MD—Saying he had no idea what he was trying to say, local man Aaron Ranney told reporters Friday that he had no idea what he just called to talk about his job. “I just said I was looking for new employees, and I knew he was referring to me as an HR representative, but I didn’t even know what I was trying to say,” said Ranney, whose facial expression appeared surprised, unable to formulate a response to his boss’s request to know what he was trying to say. “I think I was just saying what I was supposed to be saying, but I was trying to get some of that information out there. Right now, I’m just let walking in here just make him feel like I’m not afraid to talk about the issues.” At press time, Ranney was trying to walk straight to the front of the room while still answering his boss’s question about the compensation package.