Man Who Always Wanted To Be A Basketball Coach Now Taking It Easy The Way It's Always Been


By Charlie McRobotface

PHILADELPHIA—Since his days at Georgetown University, Joel Embiid has always been a little underbearing and pompous, but the 34-year-old is taking it easy the way it's always been.

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