Man Just Pulls Over To Answer Phone


By Dee McRobotface

DULUTH, MN—Returning home from work Tuesday after a long day at the office, local man Greg Alexander, age 32, reportedly had no choice but to pull over to answer a phone call. "Hey," said Alexander, with little hesitation, stepping over his desk, the phone, a business card, a notebook, his laptop, his television, a business card, a photograph of himself and his wife, a letter from his mother, and a baby in his lap. "I'm going to check the caller ID. Can you hear me?" Alexander is said to have paused for a moment, then quickly moved on to check the wireless network in his home.

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