Starbucks CEO Reintroduces Line Of Specials For Customers Seeing New ‘Starbucks’ Logo In Coffee Shop


By Jorge McRobotface

SAN FRANCISCO—Nervously climbing the counter on Thursday as they began to notice the new Starbucks restaurant décor, customers at the coffee shop confirmed that the company had reintroduced a line of special-edition coffees to customers seeing their new logo. “Do they want to try the new coffee?” said one customer who, after noticing the large, glowing Starbucks logo on the wall behind them, eventually attempted to purchase the new Starbucks drink, which included a limited number of coffees and a special coffee-flavored substance, but was immediately told the coffee shop had closed. “They kind of put it on the wall, and it seems like it’s in the opening shot, but it’s not in the full-size coffee cup. I think I’d like a cup of coffee.” At press time, customers confirmed that, after seeing their new logo, they would soon be able to purchase a full number of regular Starbucks drinks at the door for $5.

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