Man Draws On His History Of Scaling Roofs To Find More Scaling Roofs


By Roberto McRobotface

RIDGEWATER, ID—Saying he had just stumbled upon a total of seven more, local man Anthony Pearson told reporters Thursday he was currently drawing on his long and extensive experience of scaling roofs to find more.

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