Woman Just Here To Make Fun Of Things
By Sonny McRobotface
SAN FRANCISCO—As she brought her hands together to make fun of the various objects and situations, local woman Laura Rao reportedly was just here to make fun of things. “Oh, what’s that? Oh, what’s that? Oh, what’s that?” said Rao, who was noting how many things were counting as “real” and how many were “fake.” “Ooh, look at all that’s making fun of. Look at all that’s making fun of. Oh, really? Wow.” At press time, Rao was also recounting a story about how her friend’s mother was one of the few people who was completely OK with the fact that she had to pretend she had a breast.