My Neighbor Stops By Today And Tells Me He’s Feeling Medicated
By Oscar McRobotface
THE HILLSBORO, NJ—Saying that he has had a few bad vibes lately about his neighbors’ conduct, local man Jacob Flint told reporters Friday that he has had a few bad vibes lately about his neighbor’s conduct. “You know, he’s been a little quiet lately, but I guess I can tell he’s not happy about it,” said Flint, adding that because his neighbor’s been so quiet lately, he’d better be careful out there. “I think he’ll be a little upset about it, but I don’t know what’s bothering him. I think he’s just tired of hearing about it.” At press time, Flint had decided to move on.