Obama Warns U.S. Could Lose Its Cool


By Earle McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Amidst mounting concerns over the nation's bloated, inefficient, and ineffectual military, President Barack Obama warned Tuesday that the United States could soon be undone from within.

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