New Study Finds That You’re More Likely To Be Struck By Rays In A Car


By Wouter McRobotface

FLORHAM PARK, NJ—According to a study released Tuesday by the Major League Baseball Players’ Association, whether you’re standing on a rocking chair, eating a bag of chips, or riding your bike through the city’s busy Beacon Hill neighborhood, you may be more likely to be struck by a car.

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