Scandalous, Boring NBA Game Feature Takes Hours To Obtain


By Clifton McRobotface

NEW YORK—In what is being called a colossal and utterly bizarre innovation by the league's biggest sports fan, the NBA's coverage of its games is now available in a video format that can only be viewed for hours.

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