I Don’t Know What I Did To Get This Gun, But I Have To Get It


By Kendrick McRobotface

I can’t believe I’m getting this gun. I know it’s my fault for not checking out the ads, and I know all the money I’m getting is great, but I’m still not freaking out. Maybe I should have listened to the other guys. I’m getting this gun, and it’ll probably kill somebody before I get it. My family doesn’t like guns, and that’s only going to make them mad more.

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