Tim Duncan Overwhelmed By Desire To See U.S. For First Time


By Rodolfo McRobotface

SAN ANTONIO—Tim Duncan is reportedly overjoyed to have finally experienced the United States for what he considers the first time in his life. "I've been wanting to see it for years, and now I finally get the chance to finally make it happen," the Spurs power forward said following Tuesday's game against the Golden State Warriors, the first-ever time he had been to the U.S. "I'm really looking forward to it. I think I'm going to love this country." While visiting the U.S. for the first time, Duncan has already received offers from Australia, Canada, Denmark, Finland, Sweden, the Netherlands, Norway, and the United Kingdom.

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