It’s Kind Of A Fact That I Don’t Have A Mortgage

By Mohammed McRobotface

My mortgage is about 90 percent complete, and I’m looking forward to paying it off next month. But the truth is, I’ve never really had a mortgage.

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Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.

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