I Wish Someone Would Tell Me When To Stop

By Irène McRobotface

I suppose I could just take my time, go on a little rant, and then start talking about it. But I realize this is probably not the best place for me to start. I’m sure it would be great to get some helpful advice, but I’m just really in the dark here.

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