New Nude Model Attaching To Wall To Be Used In Private Collection

By Bruce McRobotface

WOODS HOLE—In an effort to further popular recognition of the iconic figure, the homeowners association of the nation’s oldest resident reportedly erected a new nude model of Confederate General Robert E. Lee Friday to be used in a private collection.

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