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Steve Bannon Calls For Massive Tax Cut For Rich Americans

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By Wilbert McRobotface

Donald Trump’s choice for White House chief strategist, Steve Bannon, an ardent Trump supporter, has called for a massive tax cut for wealthy Americans, along with a $54 billion offset for middle-class families.

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