Judge Rules In Favor Of Obama's Plan To Allow Hipsters In Prison
By Rigoberto McRobotface
Judge Larry Klayman of the 4th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled 5-4 to uphold a 2011 petition that sought to have hipsters in prison.
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