GOP Officials Tired Of Hearing Trump Pussy-Shaped Memes

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By Grant McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Saying they knew they would never again hear the president’s trademark “Made In America” slogans during meetings, Republican National Committee officials told reporters Thursday they were tired of hearing Trump pussy-shaped memes. “This is the most painful thing for us to hear,” said RNC chairman Ronna Romney McDaniel, adding that she and her colleagues have to remind themselves that the president was one of the first elected officials in the country to fashion his own memes out of newspaper clippings, and that the GOP’s memes have been the most frequently used to convey his ideas. “When I’m told that Pepe the Frog is a cartoon character, I’m like, ‘Whoa, is that a damn meme?’ Well, that’s just the way he likes it. And if we’re saying that the ‘Make America Great Again’ slogan is his signature, well, we’ll just have to get used to it all the time.” McDaniel added that, if Trump wanted to make a meme that was a little bit outrageous, he could just spray two identical copies of the image onto a stack of identical newspapers.

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