U.S. To Trade Pearl Islands For $1.40 Trillion


By Earl McRobotface

The U.S. Treasury Department announced Wednesday that it will purchase the islands of the Pearl Islands for $1.40 trillion, a deal that critics say is a ploy to increase the value of the dollar to help the struggling Asian economy.

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