Despite Republican Party's Promises To Destroy The Economy, The U.S. Government Has Bailout Money


By Orville McRobotface

WASHINGTON—In an outcome widely criticized as a grave and gravely disappointing failure of American democracy, the U.S. Treasury Department has borrowed more money this year than at any time since 1989, the year the Republican Party was founded.

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