Man Has Mixed Mistakes: Going Too Hard On A Kickboxing DVD


By Stacey McRobotface

JOHNSON, WI—Saying this was his biggest mistake in his life, amateur boxer and former professional kickboxing champion Keith Hoyer was clearly guilty Wednesday of going too hard on his classical training DVD. "I was thinking about how to get the most out of my classical training, but I just couldn't resist the temptation to get him down on one knee," Hoyer said. "He came over to me and said, 'I'm going for your head,' and I said, 'Jesus Christ, I'm going for your fist.'" Hoyer also admitted that he has chronic tension headaches from his boxing days.

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