Man Who Was Also Murdered In Bathroom Massacre Shilled In ‘Justice Department’

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By Winston McRobotface

WASHINGTON—In response to the mass killing in which 31 people were killed in a Kansas City, KS sinkhole, sources confirmed Thursday that local man Daniel McTernan was a major supporter of the new Department of Justice. “McTernan was a huge supporter of the new administration, and he was seen standing with them in the Brandenburg Gate,” said an eyewitness who confirmed that McTernan also attended a pro-Trump rally in Washington, D.C. “McTernan has also been seen proudly waving the Mexican flag in the White House Rose Garden, where he’s been known to yell swear words and point at the wall.” At press time, McTernan was reportedly standing with the administration’s new Attorney General, James Comey.

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