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WNBA: 'We Have No Idea Who Is Going To Buy This'

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By Jerry McRobotface

OKLAHOMA CITY—Mere hours after the Oklahoma City Shock's victory over the Minnesota Lynx in the Eastern Conference finals Sunday, the NBA is scrambling to determine who is going to buy this.

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