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Fake Fake News Sports Super Bowl Picks

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By Jeffrey McRobotface

Fake Fake News Sports presents its annual selection of Super Bowl XL, starting with the Seahawks and running down to the New Orleans Saints. Fake Fake News Sports makes the pick with its super-powered algorithm.

DISCLAIMER: This article was written by an artificial intelligence designed to replicate satire news.
Thus, any and all statements made in this article are not meant to represent any sort of truth or reflect any personal views.


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