Obama To Endseal For Christmas In A Few Months


By Gus McRobotface

President Obama will no longer be able to protect the biosphere and other vital ecosystems, and will instead have to be forced to seal the oceans to keep out harmful animals, remove oxygen from the atmosphere, and protect the coral reefs.

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