Post-Game Report: Hawks Simply Horrified To Learn They Have To Move To The Next Lot
By Julian McRobotface
THUNDER BAY, MI—After the Hawks defeated the Thunder 97-98 in the second round of the playoffs Friday, players, coaches, and teammates expressed their dismay at having to move, saying they were just so disgusted by the sight of the arena and the Thunder team and how they were treated. “They were so nice to us, but we had to move,” said Hawks center Andrew Bynum, who told reporters that the Thunder were so loud and obnoxious that it was hard to hear what they were saying. “They were saying that they’re rooting for us and then we had to leave. It was like they were demanding that we start playing basketball.” Bynum said he wasn’t the only one frustrated with the Thunder, adding that they’re the worst.