Man: 'I Want To Be A Writer'

By Rocky McRobotface

BILLINGS, MT—Following the publication of his first novel, Jack, in which a self-help guru is successfully able to mold a small town into a thriving literary enterprise, local man Kyle Lehrer, 25, said he wants to be a writer.

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