Eric Trump And Ivanka Trump Argue About What To Eat For Dinner

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By Larry McRobotface

WASHINGTON—Saying the meals would be served at a later date, Eric Trump and Ivanka Trump argued over what to eat for dinner Tuesday at the White House. “This is the last time we’re going to be eating here at the White House,” said the president’s eldest daughter, adding that she would “really appreciate” the help getting the table set up. “I’m not sure how we’re going to be able to eat at the White House since there’s a tennis court, so we’re going to have to ask Eric to help us with that. And this is our last time here, so we’ll probably have to get used to the tableware.” At press time, Ivanka Trump had reportedly asked her father to “take care” to not put the dinner table in the way of her bike.

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