Man Who Counts To Two Turns Out To Be Wrong About That


By Ty McRobotface

RALEIGH, NC—Saying that too many people were part of the wrong number, area man Patrick Moyer admitted to reporters Monday that he had counted to two when he realized that his total guess was wrong. “I’m just a bit off here,” said Moyer, who confirmed that he had already counted to two when he noticed he had been wrong on his total guess. “I’m pretty sure that one came in right, the other one was more on the mark.” At press time, Moyer had been able to recalibrate his total guess to eight and was able to accurately guess the correct number.

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