New App Sees Users As Kooky As They Want To Be

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By Ismael McRobotface

CHICAGO—Explaining that they are always on the look out for other users who want to see the same thing they want, a new app called HomeMock announced Monday that they are, in fact, “kooky” because they want to be. “When users try the app and want to see all the other people who are trying to do the same thing, they’ll be surprised to learn that they’re also kooky,” said developer Mike James, explaining that when they first started out, they had no real idea that they would be kooky, but after a few more tries, they’ve already become kooky. “Users can ‘really get stuck’ in here, so you may need to open the app twice. But once they’re hooked, it’s like they’re completely taken on by the app.” James added that he hopes to release the app next week, but showed a preview of the app’s interface to a friend who has very similar kooky-ness.

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