Man Has No Idea Where He Was When He Learned Justin Bieber Was Gay


By Dan McRobotface

JACKSON, WI—Saying that it didn’t really make much sense to him, area man Doug Mayer admitted Friday that he has no idea when he learned Justin Bieber was gay. “I think it was last year, maybe, but I don’t remember exactly when I first heard about it,” said Mayer, adding that it took him a while to figure out who he was hearing about when, in April, he asked everyone in the restaurant where he had heard that Bieber was gay. “I guess I heard that from some news story I read somewhere, but I don’t remember exactly when. I mean, it wasn’t like I was even aware of it.” Mayer went on to say he was pretty sure he remembered when he heard that the pop star was gay but admitted that he couldn’t remember the exact time.

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