Exhausted WWE Wrestler Begins Pushing For Remaining Wrestlers’ Lives To Be Made Up Of Famous Wrestling Superstars

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By Linwood McRobotface

NEW YORK—Saying he wanted to show off all the skills he has learned from having his own show, exhausted professional wrestler and WWE Hall of Fame inductee Carl Johnson told reporters Friday he is pushing for the remaining wrestlers’ lives to be made up of famous wrestling superstars. “I’d say this is the toughest job I’ve ever done,” said Johnson, who also has a very long history of being a career alcoholic and suicidal. “I’ve been working in the ring for 10 years, so I’m pretty good at catering to the fans. But I’m still not that familiar with the wrestlers’ lives. If I had to go back in and teach myself, I would probably just be as good at it as they are.” Johnson went on to say that he doesn’t see WWE ever returning to the ring, saying that they only have so many wrestlers.

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